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They call me a Survivalist???

Posted: August 26, 2011 in Uncategorized

So Hurricane Irene is basically a day away. I went to the store and picked up 2 bags of charcoal, 2 cases of water, and a few cans of soup. Yes even the cashier was like… whaaaaa??

Yes you read that right that’s all I got. Why do you ask? Cause Water Monkeys are magical and pull disaster relief out of thin air son! (more…)

Yeah that’s right people… Water Monkey has a blog.

Armageddon has begun. Sit back, relax and let the magic happen.

Thug Life,

Water Monkey

Update: 8/23/11… Told you Armageddon had begun… 1:50pm 4 days after the launch of the Eastern Seaboard shook in terror.